Table Talk I
recently enjoyed a thoroughly entertaining luncheon with veteran
journalist and
thriller writer Alan Williams who proved to be not only a generous host
but a
positive fund of stories about his Fleet Street days as a foreign
correspondent. I particularly enjoyed his description of trying to play
poker
with fellow journalist (and fellow thriller writer) Gerald Seymour
whilst under
mortar fire in south-east Asia and his recounting of what it was like
to be in the
Old Bailey when the Kray twins came to trial.
Unusually for a novelist of some repute, he
talked little about his own work but he did mention, in passing, that
he had
once edited an anthology of spy fiction which I had to admit (to
myself, not to
him) that I had not heard of before.
As soon as I was able (it was a very good
lunch), I tracked down a copy of The Headline Book of Spy Fiction
edited by Alan in 1992 and what a gem it is!
The Book
of Spy Fiction is a truly great
sampler, a brilliant beginner’s guide to the rich tapestry
that it is spy
fiction which has contributed so much to the
crime/mystery/thriller genre. All the usual suspects are
there in
cleverly-chosen extracts, from the founding fathers William Le Queux,
Conan Doyle,
Kipling and Childers, to Buchan, Sapper, Maugham, Greene and Ambler,
and into
the modern era of the Cold War with Fleming, Deighton, Le Carre, Ted
Allbeury
and Desmond Bagley.
What you might not have expected (I did
not) were the cunning selections, all illustrating a particular piece
of spy
craft, from the writings of Irwin Shaw, Nancy Mitford, Christopher
Isherwood,
Evelyn Waugh and Michael Gilbert, not to mention
J.B. “Beachcomber” Morton and that
almost
forgotten but memorably named crime writer the late Kyril Bonfiglioli,
author
of the equally memorable Don’t
Point that Thing At Me.
There is even the official obituary of
Commander Wilfred ‘Biffy’ Dunderdale from the Daily Telegraph and if you have to ask
who that was, then just
imagine a devilishly handsome man in a tuxedo lighting a cigarette and
saying:
“The name’s Dunderdale; Biffy
Dunderdale”.....
But possibly the jewel in the crown of this
anthology is the Introduction by Williams himself where he recounts,
with a
wonderful air of feigned indignation, how he must have been the only
Cambridge
undergraduate of his generation not
to be recruited by the Intelligence Services – either British
or Russian!
He goes on to admit that he had his fill of
real life spies and secret policemen in his career as a foreign
correspondent
in numerous hot-spots, including Victorian Values I
cannot claim to be a great fan of mysteries set in the Victorian
period,
usually preferring the authentically Victorian practitioners of the art
(Dickens, Collins, Hume, Doyle & Co take some beating) although
I make notable
exceptions in the case of such fine writers as Peter Lovesey with his
wonderful
Sgt Cribb novels and Tony Pollard’s Minutes of the Lazarus Club was
one
of the most enjoyable reads of 2008.
A certain debut novel in 2003, however, did
make me sit up and take notice and that was the atmospheric London
Dust by Lee Jackson. More recently, under the name
‘L. M. Jackson’ Lee,
who is an authority on Victorian London,
launched what seemed to be a series featuring amateur sleuth Sarah
Tanner in A
Most Dangerous Woman and then the excellent
follow-up The
Mesmerist’s Apprentice.
So it was with much anticipation that I
heard that I heard that Lee’s seventh novel was due and would
take an even more
innovative turn, a murder mystery formed around a set of Victorian
diaries and
called, aptly enough, Diary
of a Murder. However, Lee’s
new book will not be found in any bookshop; indeed it will not exist at
all in
printed form – but fans of his work will be able to read it free on the jolly old interweb at www.victorianlondon.org/diary/index.htm.
In a way it is a most appropriate medium for
this book. As Lee points out, diaries and ‘common
place’ books were the
Victorian equivalents of the modern ‘blog’ and,
like modern bloggers, entries
can be lively, tedious, comical and self-obsessed. The only difference
really
being that Victorian diarists wrote for posterity whereas bloggers
– or so I am
told – write for the now.
(I am
tempted to suggest that ‘twitterers’ – if
that’s the right word – write not so
much for the now as the who-the-hell-cares?)
The underlying reason why Diary
of a Murder is not appearing in printed book form,
however, is because
Lee has not found a publisher for it in this country (although it will
appear
in France) and he is remarkably honest in his reaction to this state of
affairs.
“A year ago,” writes Lee,
“my last
publishing deal with Random House came to an end. Why? It’s
all about sales. My
books were selling in thousands, and Random House expected tens of
thousands.
Basically, I’d had my chance (not a bad one, amounting to six
books) and they
wanted new blood and bestsellers. Fair enough; it’s a tough
business,
publishing.”
Tough indeed, and I wish Lee every success
in his electronic stand against the combined forces of publishing, book
selling, capitalism, God and Mammon (okay, so I’m getting
carried away now) and
would remind any fan of well-written, immaculately-researched Victorian
mysteries that Diary
of a Murder is now available – and free! The English Version Alafair
Burke, daughter of the legendary James Lee, has a new novel out in
February,
featuring
This
Sadly, because I think 212 has a snap to it as a
title (and didn’t Donald Westlake once write a cracking
thriller called simply 361?) it was thought too
difficult a concept for
the European market and so when the book is published by |
Still, City
of Lies is a good title, as R.
J, Ellroy must have thought when he used it for his 2007 thriller, not
to
mention Peter McCabe, Elaine Gill and C.A.C. Winchester, who did the
same
before him. Hamlet who? I
thoroughly enjoyed the Royal Shakespeare Company’s production
of Hamlet which was filmed by the
I had almost forgotten how easy William
Shakespeare had it when he wrote the play, for all he had to do was
string
together a couple of hundred well-known phrases and sayings and toss in
about
fifty titles of crime novels, not forgetting to have everybody die at
the end,
and he had a palpable hit on his hands.
Mind you, if he’d done it as a novel I bet
his publisher would have insisted on it being only the first in a
long-running
series featuring the gloomy ‘Inspector Hamlet’.
After all, you know how popular
Scandinavian crime fiction is.
Oddly enough, another Dr Who turned up on
television at some point between the cold turkey and the third wave of
mince
pies, none other than Peter Davison in the role of Golden Age sleuth
Albert
Campion, as created by Margery Allingham.
The two short-lived (and rarely repeated)
series of Campion made
by the
I admit to having a soft spot for the Campion
series as I was employed as a consultant historical adviser to the
design
department, particularly for those episodes filmed on location in the Action Woman Vigorous,
action thrillers written by ladies are (and I know I’ll get
into trouble for
saying this) relatively rare. Thrillers written by half-English,
half-New
Zealander women are probably even rarer, especially women who have
competed in
car rallies around
Amazingly, C.J. (Caroline) Carver
occasionally takes time to draw breath and write (though simply reading
of her
real-life exploits leaves me exhausted and slumped in an arm-chair,
reaching
for the Night Nurse) and her new novel, just out from Severn House, is Back
With Vengeance.
I have
had advance notice that Back
With Vengeance will be reviewed
for this esteemed organ by the knowledgeable and highly discerning
Fiona
Messenger, who I believe rates it very highly. Ms Messenger (perhaps
better
known by her Turf Account name ‘Honest Fi’) has
impeccable taste in crime
writing and is also the long-suffering sub-editor of this column. Deep and Crisp It has
been a fairly quiet Christmas here at Ripster Hall mostly due to the
snowdrifts
making travel almost impossible. Some of the tenants from the estate
did
however venture out of their hovels to come carol singing at the Hall,
even
daring to cross the line of coloured lanterns which mark the edge of
the
minefield.
Normally,
of course, much of the festive season is taken up reading the hundreds
of
exquisitely-penned Christmas cards I receive from publishers. This
year,
however, I did not receive a single one, not even from my own
publisher, nor
even one of those irritating and highly impersonal
“e-cards” from Moonpig or
whatever it’s called. Now I know there are certain publishers
who have struck
me off their Christmas Card list, but I was not aware they all had and
I am
tempted to regard this as an indicator of the recession in publishing
in
general rather than a specific conspiracy against me. Although I could
be
wrong.
In the
main, though, it was a time for staying within chestnut-roasting reach
of a
roaring log fire and occasionally plunging a heated poker into a
tankard of the
barley wine brewed every year for me by that nice Mr Adnams down the
road.
These, of course, are the ideal conditions for catching up on
one’s reading or
perhaps even getting slightly ahead in the crime fiction stakes. I
have particularly enjoyed Robert Goddard’s nicely restrained
thriller Long
Time Coming (Bantam) with its flashbacks to an art
scam in 1940
Indeed a very similar lone man figure
features on the cover of Tony Black’s new Edinburgh-based Gus
Dury adventure Loss (from
Preface).
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Not to mention on Jon Trace’s forthcoming The Venice
Conspiracy (from Sphere).
But Mo Hayder’s new thriller Gone
(from Bantam in February) rings the changes by having the silhouette of
a young
girl on the cover, and she’s not even running.
Yet the most eye-catching cover by far is
for the new John Burdett novel featuring his
This has an intriguing image of an exotic
lady displaying, on her naked shoulder, a tattoo of a mythical beast of
some
significance in the Orient. As soon as I saw it, I said to myself:
“that girl’s
got a dragon tattoo” and made a note to recommend the book to
my friend
millionaire playboy Prince Ali Karim.
I may even enclose a note to Prince Ali
suggesting that “Girl With A Dragon Tattoo” could
make a jolly good title for a
crime novel. But then; what do I know of such things? A Reader Writes I am
constantly amazed at the reach of this humble column, which is truly
worldwide.
I regularly receive messages – by no means all of them
threatening and obscene
– from readers taking issue with something I have mentioned
in these monthly
musings.
Of late, the most popular topic has been a
general enquiry as to the state of my health, usually couched in the
form of a
request for advice along the lines of how
do you find the energy to attend so many parties whilst maintaining your writing, reviewing,
lecturing, publishing and
feudal estate management schedule?
The answer is simple enough: clean living –
and vast amounts of alcohol – though to be honest, since I
was forced on
medical grounds to give up smoking six years, eleven months, nineteen
days,
eight hours and forty-three minutes ago (though who’s
counting?) I have felt
the need to cram as much as possible into life to fill the empty hours.
But
seriously, it is no hardship at all to attend parties especially when
the guest
of honour is, as it was recently, the vivacious novelist Stella Duffy
holding
court at The Writers House.
For those not in the know, The Writers
House is the luxurious, high security headquarters of the
Authors’ Licensing
& Collecting Society, a body which does sterling charitable
work on behalf
of authors cruelly deprived of royalties. It is situated a Roman Wall
stone’s
throw from the Tower of London, surrounded by friendly alehouses, the
nearest
one of which serves beer from the excellent Harvey’s brewery
of Lewes in
Sussex. Sadly, I cannot remember its name, but I do remember the ale.
Other electronic correspondence of late has
included a note from thriller writer Paul Johnston, possibly on a Greek
island
somewhere, informing me that he has a new book coming out in May called
Maps
of Hell. “Shades of Dennis
Wheatley?” he adds mysteriously. Then
from
One of my most distinguished readers, that
thrillmeister supreme, Len Deighton,
informs me that the weather in southern
My most interesting correspondence, however,
began with a communication from crime writer Adrian Magson commenting
on something
I had written about Adam Diment, the Swinging Sixties spy writer (The
Dolly, Dolly Spy etc.) who after four highly
successful novels simply
disappeared from public sight after 1971.
I decided to take the plunge and
registered my interest in contacting the missing author through the
website.
Amazingly this provoked a rapid response from someone called Hu Chi in,
I
think, the
Should anything come of this, dear reader,
you can be assured that you will be the first to know. More Top Notch And
speaking of thrillers which do not deserve to be forgotten, Top Notch
Thrillers, that new and vibrant print-on-demand imprint of Ostara
Publishing, (www.ostarapublishing.co.uk)
have
announced the next four titles they will be publishing in February.
These include the Vietnam War heist
thriller The Tale of
the Lazy Dog by the aforementioned Alan Williams; Time
Is An Ambush, a beautifully written almost romantic
thriller of
suspicion and guilt by that much-loved and admired writer Francis
Clifford;
Brian Callison’s classic war-at-sea adventure A Flock of Ships,
described by Alistair Maclean as “the best war story I have
ever read”; and The
Ninth Directive, sometimes known as Quiller
In Bangkok, the second mission for the ultra-controlled,
super-tough spy
created by Adam Hall and the End of Year Results Although
I make no claims to complete accuracy, I estimate that some 533 crime
novels
were published in the More Swedes With a
new
Wallander-fans may be disappointed, though,
as I do not think he features (I have not yet seen a copy) in this one.
The
action, I am told, spans
Anyone feeling they might be short-changed
on their regular fix of Nordic doom and mayhem can rest easy though,
for I
understand that the book opens with the massacre of an entire Swedish
village. New
Year Toodles! The
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