DIRTY
MONEY
by Richard Stark
Quercus, £16.99 Jan 2009 ISBN 9781847247117
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THE
GOLIATH BONE
by Mickey Spillane with
Max
Allan Collins
Quercus, £17.99 Jan
2009 ISBN9781847245953
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It's
always sad to mark the passing
of an era, and even sadder when you're reminded of another you'd marked
already. This month's column is dedicated to two giants of the field,
which
makes it appropriate that one of the books discussed is The
Goliath Bone,
the first of a number of Mike Hammer manuscripts
Mickey Spillane left behind, and which Max Allan Collins has completed.
And at
the end of January, less than a month after Donald Westlake's sudden
death on
New Year's Eve, Richard Stark's latest, and I suppose last, Parker
novel, Dirty
Money
appears. It occurs to me you could argue that all the
Parker books were begun by Westlake,
and finished by Stark from Westlake's
notes.
At
one point in Dirty
Money,
the police release an artist's sketch which deliberately makes
Parker kinder and softer, exactly what I mentioned when Westlake
revived Stark
and Parker in 1998 (was it really that long ago?). Kinder and gentler?
Parker
and Claire actually stay in a Berkshires B&B surrounded by leaf
peepers,
and Parker manages to blend in, as far as that goes.The subject of
Parker aging
never comes up, although his attitude toward Claire is somewhat less
prehistoric than it was in the first series of books. He doesn't seem
to have
aged because Parker was never really a child of his time, or any time,
but
there is one problem: modern technology, surveillance, communications,
forensics, have certainly made the life of the professional criminal
more
difficult.
The
story picks up where Ask
The
Parrot
left off, but the botched heist happened two books ago,
in Nobody
Runs Forever.
I am
convinced Westlake chose
that title very deliberately, and
intended this story to be on-going, from book
to book, for just as
long as he could manage. Raymond Chandler once wrote that whenever your
plotting gets stuck, have someone with a gun come in the room, Westlake
has
refined that dictum; the characters may or may not have guns, but they
almost
always have or can discover larcenous motives—double cross
has always been the
central theme of the Parker books. Parker is looking to collect cash he
left
behind in a church, and all sorts of people, from a tough-talking
lesbian
bounty-hunter to a hapless wanna-be true crime writer, are getting
involved,
and most of them are looking to take some of the dough, or all of it.
They are
introduced and described with such care, as are others, like the real
Tony
Soprano, New
Jersey
crime boss Frank Meany, or the Massachusetts
state
trooper Gwen Reversia, that you're certain they were destined to appear
again.
My feeling is that Parker's anonymity would continue to be compromised,
book by
book, until Westlake
reached the point he couldn't write Parker out of. Thing always
came back to haunt Parker; if his life were easy, it would never have
been fun
to write about. Or to read. So I'm sad that my dream of Parker's Last
Stand,
will never come about.
According
to Mickey Spillane, there could never be a
last stand for Mike Hammer, because
'see,
heroes never die. John Wayne isn't dead. Elvis isn't dead...you can't
kill a
hero'. He said it to me when I interviewed him, he said it on stage the
next
night at the NFT, and I'm sure he said it a million more times. And
it's true,
but only to a point. The Duke didn't die, but he went out perfectly, in
The
Shootist.
Before that, he'd had the luxury of working his way
through a host of different valedictory performances, among them The
Cowboys
(very good) True Grit (good) and McQ
(not so good) before he and
Don Siegel made their small classic.
Mike
Hammer had no such luck; he's been out of print for a
long time, and consigned to being a relic of his era; Hammer is firmly
entrenchcoated into immediate postwar America, he's one of the best
representations of the era's unconscious drives, and even though he
moved
reasonably well into the sixties, the ferocious drive and energy wasn't
there;
the times had changed (and so, in fairness, had Mickey). Apparently
Mickey left
six Hammer manuscripts in different stages of completion, and The
Goliath
Bone was the most fully finished, but it's also the most
risky with which
to launch a Hammer revival, because it's set in post 9/11 New York,
thus taking
Mike Hammer as far as possible out of own times and into a time warp.
Face
it: Hammer has to be in his eighties by the time the
jets crash into the World Trade towers. For the story's purposes, he's
played
as if in his late fifties or early sixties, I'd guess, and he's
actually
planning on making Velda an honest woman at long last, but it never
jells.
That's because it's not your disbelief you're being asked to suspend,
but your
belief, in the character Mickey created, and in the writing he did when
he was
young and hungry. The writing here, whether it's Mickeys or Max's just
doesn't
have the same intensity; it's too knowing. The thing that made Kiss
Me
Deadly work so well as a film was that Robert Aldrich and
Buzz Bezzerides
recognised the primal drives that Hammer represented, they felt the
energy in
the prose, the manic power of the character. That's gone now; this Mike
Hammer
is far closer to Mickey doing his Miller Lite ads, or telling his
fantastic
stories; Stacy Keach could play this story in the TV series without too
much
problem, Mickey might even be able to play it himself, in his 80s. But
as
Hammer fiction it just doesn't take off.
Not
that they don't try. As Velda says, at one point, Mike
is taking on, literally, the whole damn world, and the david and
Goliath
metaphor isn't lost on anyone. This is just before they actually do get
married, and Mike turns down a hell of a seduction attempt on the eve
of his
wedding; this is a kinder gentler Mike Hammer. Well kinder, maybe. And
there
are plenty of jokes about relics.
But even as the plot
gets going, it winds up depending on his trusty .45 being not so trusty
after
all. The biggest twist is, if you know the Hammer novels, pretty
obvious, and
though it's fun, it just isn't the same thing. At one point, Pat
Chambers,
Hammer's long-time buddy, police foil, and longer-after Velda, says
'nothing
lasts forever, Mike'. Velda tells him 'a relic is in the past, Mike'.
That
contradicts Mickey, who said that heroes never die, but they're both
right.
Heroes live forever, but they live in the worlds in which they are
heroes, and
they aren't always such heroes in other worlds. Apparently, some of the
other
unfinished Hammer novels are period pieces, and some take Hammer
through the
decades. I'll look forward to seeing what Mickey and Max do with Hammer
in the
world where he belongs.
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